The Sunday School teacher was describing
that when Lot's wife looked back at Sodom she turned into a pillar of
salt, when Bobby interrupted. "My mommy looked back once while she was
driving," he announced, "and she turned into a telephone pole."
Another Sunday School teacher said to her children, "We have been
learning about how powerful the kings and queens were in Biblical
times. But there is a higher power. Who can tell me what it is?" Tommy
blurted out, "I know, Aces."
After explaining the commandment to honor your father and mother,
a Sunday School teacher asked her class if there was a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters.
One boy, the oldest in his family, immediately answered, "Thou shalt not kill."
Lot again... A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.
He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of
salt."
His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
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